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    Friday, July 10, 2009

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    10 July 2009

    The largest flower in the world, the rafflesia arnoldi, weighs 7 kg (15 pounds) and grows only on the Sumatra island of Indonesia. Its petals grow to metre (1,6 feet) long and 2,5 cm (1 inch) thick.
    The greatest risk is to risk nothing at all.

    Friday, July 3, 2009

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    3 July 2009

    Rodents Teeth are Self Sharpening and never stop growing

    I haven't spoken to my significant other in years. I didn't want to interupt her

    Wednesday, July 1, 2009

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    1 July 2009

    Seeds and Pits from Apples Apricots and Peaches Contain Chemicals that can create Poisonous Cyanide when digested

    Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

    Friday, June 26, 2009

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    26 June 2009



    Location of Australia's Wollemi Pine Trees once thought to be extinct is kept secret and anyone who wishes to study them is brought to the site blindfolded



    He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.

    Wednesday, June 24, 2009

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    24 June 2009

    Buddy a german Shepherd has phoned for help on three separate occasions when his owner joe stalnaker was incapacitated by seizures

    I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking.

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    Jerry Jalava a finnish Computer Programmer lost part of a finger and made a protestic replacement from a USB data storage device

    Its better to be obvious especially when your known for being subtle

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    19 June 2009

    Groundhogs breathe only once every 5 minutes during hibernation

    When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

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    18 June 2009

    As a part of it's fall festival in the town of winesburg ohio usa women compete in a husband carrying contest

    Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.

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    17 June 2009

    Russian Cosmonauts on the International Space Station have been told by their officials to use only the Russian built Toilet and not the American one

    Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

    Friday, June 12, 2009

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    12 June 2009

    In early 2009 Tap water for resisdents of Fort Lupton Colorado contained so much dissolved natural gas it became combustable

    When a Man says he approves of something in principle it means he has no intention of putting it into practice

    Friday, June 5, 2009

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    5 June 2009

    The Crapaud A frog Nicknamed the Mountain chicken is of such importnace to the Island of Dominica it Appears on the Coat of Arms


    What is a Cynic A man who knows the pirce of everything but the value of nothing

    Tuesday, June 2, 2009

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    2 May 2009

    The Bronze Bull Statue Near The New York Stock Exchange was illegally installed in 1989 bit still stands today on a nearby street


    All power Corrupts but we need the electricity

    Friday, May 29, 2009

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    29 May 2009


    Glass Frogs have translucent skin and in some species their organs and bones can be seen


    Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.

    Wednesday, May 27, 2009

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    27 May 2009


    The Kessler Syndrome will occur when a series of space junk collisions causes more space junk making space travel too dangerous

    After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
    The Kessler Syndrome will occur when a series of space junk collisions causes more space junk making space travel too dangerous

    Wednesday, May 20, 2009

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    20 May 2009

    Muscular Contractions in a Human Esophagus are strong enough to allow you to swallow liquids while standing on your head.
    I'm sure that information would revolutionise the porn industry


    People find life entirely too time-consuming.

    Friday, May 15, 2009

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    15 May 2009


    Africa’s Burrowing Asps can bite without opening their mouths

    What this country needs is more free speech worth listening to.

    Wednesday, May 13, 2009

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    13 May 2009

    So this chick in the states Briana Bonds had a bullet fired at her it got caught in her tightly woven hair weave and he was unhurt by it
    -That was a good day day of note


    The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.