The Ultimate Student Car Solution

Me and my Friend were Discussing this the other day:

What is the Ultimate Student Car?
Perfectally Meets the needs of a Student

Now my Friend "Bill" (think he's the next Bill Gates) drives a Mazda 323

He thinks it's the Perfect Solution....

I disagree.


To describe his "Car" Blatantly:

It's like a giant construction of LEGO

It'll fall apart when you least expect it (like on a highway)

It can be taken apart at will

If you lose a piece you can substitute a peice that looks similar (although it won't work similar)


So my Car the 1998 Toyota Tazz 1.4 is Ultimate. It's comfortable for the long drives, it looks reasonable, it's only got 160 000km on the clock

The Boot is perfect for a "boot bar" (Valance makes a lovely counter top)

The Standard Sound (can be altered if necessary but) is rather decent and I can drown out all the annoying noises, like the cop sirens behind me :P (I"m joking mom if you reading this)

Now Braam on the sms line recons that his Bakki is perfect for the backseat naai (sexing, if you don't understand afrikaans slang)

Now he beleives this because he can fit a matress into his "backseat" (ha ha you playing mindgames with me Braam)

Now Originally I considered it rather impossible for Braam to find a girl that would conduct in just mischief

I was wrong

2 girls said they've done it

1 recons she would do it
(Braam good luck finding her, she's a keeper)


So a Happy ending for Braam then (if he finds one of those three)

Now at this Point I'd like to point out that like most cars mine is not immortal. and has broken down. However it was nice about it. My Clutch Plate Broke, However my car allowed me to drive from Hatfield Pretoria to Benoni before giving up the ghost roughly 150m from my house.

Now Ryan on the sms line recons that his Hyundai Atos Gets better mileage than a Tazz

No mention of other Features to be enjoyed by Students, just mileage

Although I probably disagree I'll give him the benefit of the doubt

But I still recon my car is the perfect Student Solution.

Ilze on the other hand wants to point out that her Car a VW golf is the Hardest to Break into
after a few other random sms's pointed out that VW Golfs are popular with students.

Fair enough but I know that Golf's are suseptable to hijacking, tickets for speeding and breakdown in inconvenient locations. So although your car won't be broken into, all that's gonna happen to it

My Solution to being broken into?

-Ugly Car


Yup it's the easy-on-the-student's-wallet solution.

No one breaks into an ugly car.

Some peeling paint on the back of my car and bumper with a thick coating of dirt all round keeps would be criminals at bay.

If your not convinced the ultimate in this field would be Michael Bowers Car. Ugliest thing on four wheels. No one would dare break into it.

No at this point a few other Listener's voiced their distaste at my implying that my car is better than a Hyundai Atos, well it's pretty obvious from the name. the kind of people who drive AToss isn't it?

(I'll let your minds dabble in that one so you can draw your own conclusions and not blame me for drawing mine)

However I must point out Nevelle's true to the cause:


"The Atos will not see a 160 thousand kilos like a TAZZ mine has got 250 and still going strong!!! From Neville"

DIG YOU NEVILLE!!!!



"I will....me & my bf do it constantly in the car's front seat, back seat.....:-) J9 "

Uh Janine my Producer wants to know if he can take you for drinks sometime? He says please (no boyfriend involved)